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Sony: PSP is gutted for budget market; so its a European thing… I guess?

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Finally, a PSP that does LESS. I’m glad that Europe has embraced the value of obtaining devices that do fewer things than their counterparts. FINALLY. I had missed out on this because I didn’t notice that Sony was really ripping stuff out of the normal PSP to make it shinier and cheaper. Apparently, Sony was the trendsetter to taking the fun out of something for a sake of moving a few extra units of a doomed device with a short shelf life ahead of it.… Continue reading →

Mega Man 2: It’s Japanese?!?

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Hot on the heels of me freaking out about the Playstation Store’s lack of PSone presence comes a short rambling about me being an idiot with regard to my impulse purchases. Grab a snack, this’ll be fun. I often read the PS Store updates on the net that list the new products and chuckle a bit because I’m still looking at the paltry 121 PSone games currently available on the store and shaking with wrathful anger and hate. I should not have looked today because… Continue reading →

Playstation: Lawyers’ Lame Litigations liberally lummox legalities?

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(Kevin Butler saving Sony at E3 as the previous spokescreature Sony sent out is dying onstage after trying to discuss the PS3 MOVE. As the last respectable element or “face” of Sony, Butler is the only effective advertisement for their brand and yet they STILL can’t deliver the content you can find elsewhere. It’s tragic. And it’ll be hilarious when either Nintendo or Microsoft make him an offer he can’t refuse.) Or so Kotaku illustrates with regard to PSone downloadable releases… I call bullshit on… Continue reading →

PSP2: A portable PS3?! Um… I’ll be here on the fence, thanks!

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(EgoRaptor responds to the Offical PSP Squirrels ad that ran briefly. No joke. Shit like this showed up constantly making the PSP go from a genuinely awesome console, to an almost racist hardware joke marketed by the stupidest bastards alive with no concept of their core demographic or how to attract mainstream gamers.) Per Kotaku Sony’s NGP or PSP2 or whatever bullshit acronym they decide to apply by the time it actually sees a release date, the portable device has no clear distribution method for… Continue reading →

Angry Birds: Makin’ Bacon…?

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(My primary inspiration for downloading the game in the first place) So stuffing irate birds into slingshots and launching them at egg-thieving swine sounds like the most absurd thing since a plumber ate mushrooms, flowers and stars and went on a violent rampage through a fungal kingdom to take down a lizard king. So you can understand why it’s the highest selling title on its first and secondary platforms of sale. It positively ruled over the iPhone App marketplace, then it soared onto Nokia phones.… Continue reading →