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Breaking News: Xbox Live is populated by pottymouths!

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News rarely hits as hard as this. An ABC local news broadcast cracked the case and relayed to the masses something of grave importance: People curse over Xbox Live! In the article, this Los Angeles ABC affiliate explains the trash talk and rampant password theft already ruining your children. YOU CAN’T SAVE THEM! Their solution? Unplug the headphones and crank up the sound so the racial slurs can resound through the home! Woo! Even though uh, pulling the headphones cripples what might be essential communication… Continue reading →

Sony: Rebranding to evade Predators and Tablets to bleed a dry market

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Long Live Play isn’t the only strange change to come about for Sony. Sony is looking to change their image and stuff. They’re trying to throw certain parties, elements and methods under the bus in light of an additional lawsuit and the oft-referenced bad press from having one of the most horrific breaches of consumer information ever recorded. It is as though it finally dawned upon them to try and shake this shit, but in the typically ineffective Sony fashion. You’ve seen the “return” of… Continue reading →

Sony: Kevin Butler… is back?

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Did he ever leave? Well, per Joystiq, in his usual silliness on Twitter he apparently handed Sony their walking papers about four days ago. Yeah. That makes this return just dramatic as all hell. The point of all this? To introduce a new slogan to market the PlayStation 3: “Long Live Play” “Long Live Play” replaces Sony’s previous marketing tagline of: “It Only Does Everything”, which probably didn’t look so good after the interchangeable result (going from Blu-Ray, to Online gaming, etc. in the commercials)… Continue reading →

Sony VP Speaks 2 weeks into Crisis

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Kaz Hirai has made a point to speak to the press about Sony’s jaw-dropping fuck up and their remarkable semi-indifference since. More importantly he, as the voice of Sony on this matter, has come forth to extend the intentions of the company in its attempt to “make good” on the mistakes thus far. But first, we need to cover why this is such a big deal in light of Sony’s silence on the matter until about a week ago, when they confessed that almost everything… Continue reading →

Mega Man 2: It’s Japanese?!?

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Hot on the heels of me freaking out about the Playstation Store’s lack of PSone presence comes a short rambling about me being an idiot with regard to my impulse purchases. Grab a snack, this’ll be fun. I often read the PS Store updates on the net that list the new products and chuckle a bit because I’m still looking at the paltry 121 PSone games currently available on the store and shaking with wrathful anger and hate. I should not have looked today because… Continue reading →

PSP2: A portable PS3?! Um… I’ll be here on the fence, thanks!

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(EgoRaptor responds to the Offical PSP Squirrels ad that ran briefly. No joke. Shit like this showed up constantly making the PSP go from a genuinely awesome console, to an almost racist hardware joke marketed by the stupidest bastards alive with no concept of their core demographic or how to attract mainstream gamers.) Per Kotaku Sony’s NGP or PSP2 or whatever bullshit acronym they decide to apply by the time it actually sees a release date, the portable device has no clear distribution method for… Continue reading →

Sonic Adventure: Making an old Hedgehog THAT much older…

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So Sonic the Hedgehog has had an interesting time of it in the last decade. Between being kicked out of the console race and actually joining Mario for different games (Olympics, Smash Bros.) the biggest disgrace put to this rodent has always been the abusive 3D garbage they put him through. For all the lauded talent at Sonic Team and Sega in general, they seem to be hopelessly incompetent in giving the damn hedgehog a fighting chance in a 3D environment. Then again… there was… Continue reading →