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Mass Effect 3: Tequila Se’Lai Sundays

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Following my previous post, I feel I might as well get it out. Starting with Drunk Tali’Zorah reference is always a good start. The broken, nihilistic and utterly fucked up ending needs to change for Mass Effect 3 and there’s no good reason it really shouldn’t in a day and age where I’m forced to download updates to include peripherals I don’t own. It’s a fucking videogame, first of all, but I can throw out at least six additional reasons why it isn’t a solution… Continue reading →

Screen Team does a Mass Effect 3 video!

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(Screen Team doing Mass Effect 3/Blackout) Chad Nikolaus and the always voluptuous Angie Griffin from Youtube’s ScreenTeamShow tend to do tongue in cheek videos parodying two things at once. First they grab a popular song that might mesh with their chosen topic, or just say “Fuck it!” and mash the topic in there; hence, how Usher and Thor came to be a thing. Second, they hammer in a topic that jives with their EXTREME nerding to write lyrics for stuff like Pokemon, Transformers, Batman, etc.… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: Hitler explains the problems with ME3′s Ending

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First of all, this is a clip from the genius German film, Downfall. They are not talking about Mass Effect 3. However, the subtitles speak from my damn soul and I found myself claps until my hands hurt at the end. This video sums up a lot of player rage in an eloquent fashion while managing to be remarkably entertaining at the same time! Freakin’ genius. The guy deeply resents the concept the Indoctrination Theory because he feels that Bioware shouldn’t have dropped the ball… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: Nerds celebrate surprise Victory over EA! Change in the wind for Game Production Philosophy?

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I have to be honest, I never wanted to link back to 4chan for fear that it might put me on some kind of FBI list. Aside from being the Internet’s hate machine, it’s a terrifying place rife with perversions, smothered brilliance, darkest humor and memes galore. Currently, it’s one of the few places on the internet not pacing back and forth like a father expecting a child with three heads with regard to EA and Bioware getting a vicious backlash from Mass Effect fans… Continue reading →

Some ladies look better in Blue, with scalp tentacles!

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The gorgeous woman who modeled for Samara‘s face in Mass Effect 2 tarted herself up in blue for PAX. That’s all the news I think I’ve got for now because I just had a nergasm. Sure, there were games and other crap at the convention, but if I walked past Rana done up as Samara I think my head might explode and I would die happy. Or I’d just foam at the mouth and flop on the floor like a fish. I certain she’s accustomed… Continue reading →

Tekyu rants on Bioware’s recent announcement in person, er-Video!

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I did this on the fly as I gurgled over with rage, as though that weren’t obvious. Believe it or not, this is after I got most of the cursing out. Why am I still pissed? Well, the problem is that those jerks at THAT COMPANY intend to shrug off all of the bad juju received thus far and fire off a curse laced fart cloud in our general direction. I’m still trying to get over my recent plague, hence the occasional cough. Forgive the… Continue reading →

Come on Bioware! Just tell it to my heart!

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Look, if they just came clean with ANYTHING rather then letting me swing in the wind I wouldn’t be so pissed. I’m aware that most companies raise a barrier between themselves and their fans, but that’s what distinguished Bioware from other developers. I don’t know what the fuck is going on with them and it’s driving me up the damn wall. I can’t believe I’m losing sleep over this. It’s like the moment Bioware gets hit with deserving criticism for ME3′s ending rather than fevered… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: Checkpoint wades into the fray supporting Bioware against the Fans?

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Anyone watch Penny-Arcade’s Checkpoint? Maybe THIS episode? Normally, I’m clapping like a barking seal as I enjoy episodes of Checkpoint. Their unique blend of gamer news and comedic wit has turned many of my frowns upside down. I say “normally” simply because I’m not as inclined to support them and their projects due to them coming out to step on toes. My toes. I get that they have to “report” it. I get that they are distinguished pseudo-journalists with genius levels of writing and humor… Continue reading →

ME3: Fans still hurting! Will Bioware’s efforts be enough? 6 Suggestions to heal some wounds

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Jamberlin shared some of her personal thoughts on here, but she recently did some venting at her site, Super Nummies. Hold the line, girl! Y’all may have noticed, I’ve been doing a bit of that as well. I’m not as pissed as I was after Bioware said they would fix the ending, but I’m not going to just jump in line and pipe down either. They fucked up quite a bit. The consequence of making a game that was engineered to be a deeply personal… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: An argument for Indoctrination?

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(Spoilers! This outstanding video chronicles what we know about indoctrination and what may have REALLY happened to Shepard at the end of Mass Effect 3.) Indoctrination. The process by which the Reapers assume complete control over the minds of organic beings, it’s been a staple of the Mass Effect franchise since its inception and a major plot that stood out at the end of the first game. Haunting the steps of everyone Shepard comes across in his battle against the Reaper invasion and turning peaceful,… Continue reading →

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