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Surprises!

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I’m doing an update! For realsies. Just… not yet. Because it’s not Monday! Obviously! Oh crap… Well, I guess this IS the update for Monday! I’m currently in the middle of forcing furniture where it won’t fit. Er, don’t let a weird image get into your head, I’m moving some stuff in my home office, but due to awkward circumstances involving scorpions, employment, and uh… well, a LOT of scorpions I have possession of some fancy new stuff… in addition to a bunch of my… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: Gettin’ Trolled for Hatin’ the Ending

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Look, I should level with you folks, this has been happening for awhile now and I should really address it before it becomes any more… exotic. Tekyu in a Jar gets trolled because I don’t care for the ending to Mass Effect 3 because it fucking ruins the following: the entire franchise, my former respect for Bioware and any shred of happiness in my soul making me want to dive under a bus because the ending was THAT bad. Be warned, Spoilers Ahead! I don’t… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: Tequila Se’Lai Sundays

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Following my previous post, I feel I might as well get it out. Starting with Drunk Tali’Zorah reference is always a good start. The broken, nihilistic and utterly fucked up ending needs to change for Mass Effect 3 and there’s no good reason it really shouldn’t in a day and age where I’m forced to download updates to include peripherals I don’t own. It’s a fucking videogame, first of all, but I can throw out at least six additional reasons why it isn’t a solution… Continue reading →

Screen Team does a Mass Effect 3 video!

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(Screen Team doing Mass Effect 3/Blackout) Chad Nikolaus and the always voluptuous Angie Griffin from Youtube’s ScreenTeamShow tend to do tongue in cheek videos parodying two things at once. First they grab a popular song that might mesh with their chosen topic, or just say “Fuck it!” and mash the topic in there; hence, how Usher and Thor came to be a thing. Second, they hammer in a topic that jives with their EXTREME nerding to write lyrics for stuff like Pokemon, Transformers, Batman, etc.… Continue reading →

Game Informer says Mass Effect 3 is Perfect…ish.

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So being among the gamer folks, I need something to save me in case I really REALLY run out of toilet paper; so I keep Game Informer handy. When I’m too lazy to sell my own games, I still trade and occasionally update my membership with Gamestop, a “benefit” of this membership is a subscription to Game Informer: a drowning game magazine from the 90′s that Gamestop bought out to contend with EB Games starting their own (better) magazine. With EB dead and Electronic Gaming… Continue reading →

ME3′s Legion and RE5′s Wesker discuss an alliance

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Spoiler Alert! Wesker and Legion will be talking about events that may confuse/upset you if you have not beaten Mass Effect 3 and Resident Evil 5. Keep in mind, the voice actor is the guy who played BOTH characters in both games, D.C. Douglas. Just a cool thing to know. Watch at your own risk! You were warned… A mash up certainly couldn’t hurt their sales now! Legion tries to convince Wesker that the only way for them to survive their most recent game or… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: Hitler explains the problems with ME3′s Ending

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First of all, this is a clip from the genius German film, Downfall. They are not talking about Mass Effect 3. However, the subtitles speak from my damn soul and I found myself claps until my hands hurt at the end. This video sums up a lot of player rage in an eloquent fashion while managing to be remarkably entertaining at the same time! Freakin’ genius. The guy deeply resents the concept the Indoctrination Theory because he feels that Bioware shouldn’t have dropped the ball… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: Resurgence DLC released today!

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So hey guys… Mass Effect 3 has some new DLC today! Did summer get here sooner than planned? Nah, the “apology/suck it” DLC is still slated with a vague summer release to allow time for Star Wars-ish text crawling to explain what actually happened in the ending that earned ME3′s publisher the award for MOST EVIL COMPANY IN AMERICA. This is completely different DLC. In fact, it is exclusively multiplayer DLC. Exclusively. It includes the following: The Resurgence Multiplayer Expansion brings a grudge to the… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: Nerds celebrate surprise Victory over EA! Change in the wind for Game Production Philosophy?

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I have to be honest, I never wanted to link back to 4chan for fear that it might put me on some kind of FBI list. Aside from being the Internet’s hate machine, it’s a terrifying place rife with perversions, smothered brilliance, darkest humor and memes galore. Currently, it’s one of the few places on the internet not pacing back and forth like a father expecting a child with three heads with regard to EA and Bioware getting a vicious backlash from Mass Effect fans… Continue reading →

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