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Mass Effect 3: Gettin’ Trolled for Hatin’ the Ending

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Look, I should level with you folks, this has been happening for awhile now and I should really address it before it becomes any more… exotic. Tekyu in a Jar gets trolled because I don’t care for the ending to Mass Effect 3 because it fucking ruins the following: the entire franchise, my former respect for Bioware and any shred of happiness in my soul making me want to dive under a bus because the ending was THAT bad. Be warned, Spoilers Ahead! I don’t… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: Tequila Se’Lai Sundays

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Following my previous post, I feel I might as well get it out. Starting with Drunk Tali’Zorah reference is always a good start. The broken, nihilistic and utterly fucked up ending needs to change for Mass Effect 3 and there’s no good reason it really shouldn’t in a day and age where I’m forced to download updates to include peripherals I don’t own. It’s a fucking videogame, first of all, but I can throw out at least six additional reasons why it isn’t a solution… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: Hitler explains the problems with ME3′s Ending

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First of all, this is a clip from the genius German film, Downfall. They are not talking about Mass Effect 3. However, the subtitles speak from my damn soul and I found myself claps until my hands hurt at the end. This video sums up a lot of player rage in an eloquent fashion while managing to be remarkably entertaining at the same time! Freakin’ genius. The guy deeply resents the concept the Indoctrination Theory because he feels that Bioware shouldn’t have dropped the ball… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: Resurgence DLC released today!

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So hey guys… Mass Effect 3 has some new DLC today! Did summer get here sooner than planned? Nah, the “apology/suck it” DLC is still slated with a vague summer release to allow time for Star Wars-ish text crawling to explain what actually happened in the ending that earned ME3′s publisher the award for MOST EVIL COMPANY IN AMERICA. This is completely different DLC. In fact, it is exclusively multiplayer DLC. Exclusively. It includes the following: The Resurgence Multiplayer Expansion brings a grudge to the… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: Nerds celebrate surprise Victory over EA! Change in the wind for Game Production Philosophy?

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I have to be honest, I never wanted to link back to 4chan for fear that it might put me on some kind of FBI list. Aside from being the Internet’s hate machine, it’s a terrifying place rife with perversions, smothered brilliance, darkest humor and memes galore. Currently, it’s one of the few places on the internet not pacing back and forth like a father expecting a child with three heads with regard to EA and Bioware getting a vicious backlash from Mass Effect fans… Continue reading →

EA Responds to being labeled MOST EVIL COMPANY IN AMERICA

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A shocking truth rattles the world’s consciousness with the announcement that Electronic Arts is now the Most Evil Company in America. In their modesty EA has only this to say: “We’re sure that British Petroleum, AIG, Philip Morris, and Halliburton are all relieved they weren’t nominated this year. We’re going to continue making award-winning games and services played by more than 300 million people worldwide.” Narrowly beating out Bank of America, EA’s victory in the recent poll by Consumerist. Don’t feel bad if you weren’t… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: From Ashes topic still pretty heated

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The Day One Downloadable Content for Mass Effect 3 continues to stir furious anger in folks because it’s steadily making its way around the net that Javik was quite clearly on the disc already and that the only real content gained by spending $10 was an unlock code and the Eden Prime mission to retrieve Javik. I got Javik in the Collector’s Edition, but I had tried to plug my ears so everything would be a wondrous surprise until I opened the game to play.… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: Replay of first game reveals supposed Beings of Light? Catalyst is real?

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Mass Effect 1 was big. Crazy big. Like so big you had to wait to be decontaminated before entering your massive space frigate because the world was too big to wait for loading screens. One planet you could visit was Klencory, but keep in mind that you could visit a shit-ton of planets in the first game. Even when you can’t land, you can get a peek at what the planet’s like and its history in the ME universe via the description that pops up… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: Checkpoint wades into the fray supporting Bioware against the Fans?

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Anyone watch Penny-Arcade’s Checkpoint? Maybe THIS episode? Normally, I’m clapping like a barking seal as I enjoy episodes of Checkpoint. Their unique blend of gamer news and comedic wit has turned many of my frowns upside down. I say “normally” simply because I’m not as inclined to support them and their projects due to them coming out to step on toes. My toes. I get that they have to “report” it. I get that they are distinguished pseudo-journalists with genius levels of writing and humor… Continue reading →

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