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Mass Effect 3: Gettin’ Trolled for Hatin’ the Ending

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Look, I should level with you folks, this has been happening for awhile now and I should really address it before it becomes any more… exotic. Tekyu in a Jar gets trolled because I don’t care for the ending to Mass Effect 3 because it fucking ruins the following: the entire franchise, my former respect for Bioware and any shred of happiness in my soul making me want to dive under a bus because the ending was THAT bad. Be warned, Spoilers Ahead! I don’t… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: Tequila Se’Lai Sundays

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Following my previous post, I feel I might as well get it out. Starting with Drunk Tali’Zorah reference is always a good start. The broken, nihilistic and utterly fucked up ending needs to change for Mass Effect 3 and there’s no good reason it really shouldn’t in a day and age where I’m forced to download updates to include peripherals I don’t own. It’s a fucking videogame, first of all, but I can throw out at least six additional reasons why it isn’t a solution… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: Hitler explains the problems with ME3′s Ending

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First of all, this is a clip from the genius German film, Downfall. They are not talking about Mass Effect 3. However, the subtitles speak from my damn soul and I found myself claps until my hands hurt at the end. This video sums up a lot of player rage in an eloquent fashion while managing to be remarkably entertaining at the same time! Freakin’ genius. The guy deeply resents the concept the Indoctrination Theory because he feels that Bioware shouldn’t have dropped the ball… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: Resurgence DLC released today!

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So hey guys… Mass Effect 3 has some new DLC today! Did summer get here sooner than planned? Nah, the “apology/suck it” DLC is still slated with a vague summer release to allow time for Star Wars-ish text crawling to explain what actually happened in the ending that earned ME3′s publisher the award for MOST EVIL COMPANY IN AMERICA. This is completely different DLC. In fact, it is exclusively multiplayer DLC. Exclusively. It includes the following: The Resurgence Multiplayer Expansion brings a grudge to the… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: Nerds celebrate surprise Victory over EA! Change in the wind for Game Production Philosophy?

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I have to be honest, I never wanted to link back to 4chan for fear that it might put me on some kind of FBI list. Aside from being the Internet’s hate machine, it’s a terrifying place rife with perversions, smothered brilliance, darkest humor and memes galore. Currently, it’s one of the few places on the internet not pacing back and forth like a father expecting a child with three heads with regard to EA and Bioware getting a vicious backlash from Mass Effect fans… Continue reading →

Tekyu rants on Bioware’s recent announcement in person, er-Video!

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I did this on the fly as I gurgled over with rage, as though that weren’t obvious. Believe it or not, this is after I got most of the cursing out. Why am I still pissed? Well, the problem is that those jerks at THAT COMPANY intend to shrug off all of the bad juju received thus far and fire off a curse laced fart cloud in our general direction. I’m still trying to get over my recent plague, hence the occasional cough. Forgive the… Continue reading →

Bioware tells Mass Effect fans to “suck it” with ending extension!

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So there you have it. Are we proud of the game we made and the team that made it? Hell yes. Are we going to change the ending of the game? No. Do we appreciate the passion and listen to the feedback delivered to us by our fans? Very much so and we are responding. Before registering a complaint on their blog, note that they expected it and closed it off from comments. Probably one of the few intelligent things Bioware did since they fucked… Continue reading →

Come on Bioware! Just tell it to my heart!

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Look, if they just came clean with ANYTHING rather then letting me swing in the wind I wouldn’t be so pissed. I’m aware that most companies raise a barrier between themselves and their fans, but that’s what distinguished Bioware from other developers. I don’t know what the fuck is going on with them and it’s driving me up the damn wall. I can’t believe I’m losing sleep over this. It’s like the moment Bioware gets hit with deserving criticism for ME3′s ending rather than fevered… Continue reading →

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