The Gunsmith Cats & Riding Bean double feature review is spruced up for public consumption. With Youtube videos dying out I need to reformat my reviews to be less video-centric and Gunsmith Cats/Riding Bean is the first of many to be given a facelift. Please read it and leave a comment, we have hostages.
Look, I should level with you folks, this has been happening for awhile now and I should really address it before it becomes any more… exotic. Tekyu in a Jar gets trolled because I don’t care for the ending to Mass Effect 3 because it fucking ruins the following: the entire franchise, my former respect for Bioware and any shred of happiness in my soul making me want to dive under a bus because the ending was THAT bad. Be warned, Spoilers Ahead! I don’t… Continue reading →
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So now there are technically THREE new unofficial Devastators of massive size, scale and detail that neither Hasbro nor Takara have taken the time out to address. Oh, sorry, well they did threaten with lawsuits. Fuck making a better product, they NEED to stop the fanbase from seeing to its own needs ASAP! Ah damn. I didn’t mean to turn this into one of those Hasbro rants, but whatever. Anyway, Maketoys will be releasing a GREEN version of their previously YELLOW “Giant” combiner this… Continue reading →
Alright, we NEED to talk about a achievement I was recently awarded: Splatster Chief. It’s an award in Saint’s Row 2 specifically for completing the levels of a side mission called “Septic Avenger”, the series of missions are meant to acquire funds and level-up your respect rating earning you discounts, prestige and other perks. Septic Avenger distinguishes itself from other in-game diversions by being a series of missions based around a rampage in a septic truck where you spray raw sewage to cause damage bringing… Continue reading →
It has been a long, hard road for Kinect to gain respect. A road that continues to be an uphill kind of road. Muddling through crappy bundled games was only half the battle since finding a healthy niche in gaming application hasn’t been quite as impressive as the device being turned into an instant robot head. But I digress, some folks got together and found a way to include a bunch of people in a game that includes a bunch of varied activities that mange… Continue reading →
Writer and Warrior of Light, Alan Wake must contend with a doppelganger of pure darkness as he fumbles back into reality to save us from himself. Using the powers he had discovered to manipulate reality, he continues his brave quest to harass the hell out of the darkness with flashlights and lots of bullets as his pursuit of the dark double known only as “Mr. Scratch” takes him across Arizona to kick ass. Or rather to “shoot ass” and technically to also “flashlight ass”, but… Continue reading →
Kiddy Grade may sound like some hentai grading system for child molesters, but it’s actually the title of an anime series that follows the exploits of a pair of special agents in an anti-terrorist organization in the far future where mankind has left earth and now occupies many terraformed planets out in distant space. Eclair acts the series primary protagonist working in tandem with her hacker partner Lumière as her singular grounding element and buzzkill as the pair take n tasks for the GOTT’s elite… Continue reading →
It’s me! I’m ranting! Yay!
So I went through my semi-weekly Netflix tantrum wanting to have something that would actually be worth slapping my eyes against and after a few… disappointments that we can discuss later, I ran into this thing called Kenichi. A kick mocked for his wobbling weak knees makes a stand for justice… and a big boobed hottie with glasses by throwing himself into martial arts. Kenichi is inducted into an eccentric training hall housing masters of weapons, muay tai, karate, kung fu and more, but with… Continue reading →
(This is the opening for the first episode. Make of it what you will. I almost went out to buy it that day until I saw the credits roll a few minutes later.) Hetalia is just weird as hell. There. I said it. I would say it again, if I had to. Don’t let that put you off though, that doesn’t mean that it’s bad. It’s brilliantly funny in many ways, it’s just that the length of each episode is laughably short leading to a… Continue reading →