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Transformers: The Eloquent Summary of Three Feature Films

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This magnificent video take all the genius and majestic film crafting talent Michael Bay put into all three entries in his Magnum Opus of movies, The Transformers Trilogy, and sums it up into a few moments of awe-inspiring brilliance. It touches on Bay’s firm grasp of comedy, use of strong female leads, easily conveyed plot points and his flattering appearance of the men and women that serve in our armed forces today. Watch the video for yourself and try –JUST TRY– to not come away… Continue reading →

Botcon: ACTUAL Optimus Prime sighting!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kids shocked at the sight of the celbrity gasped in awe as Optimus Prime took time out to visit the 'con.

While snapping pics of Hasbro’s display cases full of Fall of Cybertron toys, Transformers: Prime toys and… well, that appears to be all they had. So while nothing new was happening with Hasbro, SUDDENLY OPTIMUS PRIME APPEARED! Turns out he’s a little shorter in person, but has the charisma to enchant the entire room. TFW2005 was on the scene to capture this moment in history!

Transformers Generation One hits Netflix!!!!!

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You have permission to feel pleasure. Feel it. Recall the days of youth and the precious joy found within the civil war of Cybertronians. Joyous News indeed. The ORIGINAL Transformers cartoon from the eighties has wriggled its lazy ass on to Netflix’s instant watch program and as much as I loathe Netflix for many of their questionable business decisions… I’m a whore for my days of yore. I had to change pants twice after I heard this news, and I already own the entire series… Continue reading →

Screen Team does a Mass Effect 3 video!

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(Screen Team doing Mass Effect 3/Blackout) Chad Nikolaus and the always voluptuous Angie Griffin from Youtube’s ScreenTeamShow tend to do tongue in cheek videos parodying two things at once. First they grab a popular song that might mesh with their chosen topic, or just say “Fuck it!” and mash the topic in there; hence, how Usher and Thor came to be a thing. Second, they hammer in a topic that jives with their EXTREME nerding to write lyrics for stuff like Pokemon, Transformers, Batman, etc.… Continue reading →

Life with Archina?

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Wow. Archie Comics just won’t let the dust settle these days. It wasn’t enough that their one gay character got married to another dude. They didn’t stop after Archie has a (possible) fling with Rosario Dawson. You think they would have jumped the shark when the met the most famous mediocre band in the world…to fight zombies.  Now they are going to go all Rule 63 on us. The Riverdale gang will gender swap. In Archie #636 (August), the boys will become girls and the… Continue reading →

I Never SAW This Coming (sigh…I’m better than that)

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I have the pleasure of taking my daughters on a Disney Cruise latter this year and I couldn’t be happier! We are all big Disney fans and this will be something we can all enjoy together. In fact, for anyone who likes boats and has a common interest, there is probably a themed cruise out there for you to enjoy together. I know what you’re thinking; “What if what I really wanted to do was meet a bunch of people who had the same love… Continue reading →

ME3′s Legion and RE5′s Wesker discuss an alliance

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Spoiler Alert! Wesker and Legion will be talking about events that may confuse/upset you if you have not beaten Mass Effect 3 and Resident Evil 5. Keep in mind, the voice actor is the guy who played BOTH characters in both games, D.C. Douglas. Just a cool thing to know. Watch at your own risk! You were warned… A mash up certainly couldn’t hurt their sales now! Legion tries to convince Wesker that the only way for them to survive their most recent game or… Continue reading →

Mass Effect 3: Hitler explains the problems with ME3′s Ending

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First of all, this is a clip from the genius German film, Downfall. They are not talking about Mass Effect 3. However, the subtitles speak from my damn soul and I found myself claps until my hands hurt at the end. This video sums up a lot of player rage in an eloquent fashion while managing to be remarkably entertaining at the same time! Freakin’ genius. The guy deeply resents the concept the Indoctrination Theory because he feels that Bioware shouldn’t have dropped the ball… Continue reading →

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